HALLOWEEEEEEEN!

Halloween is probably my favorite holiday. Right after New Year's Eve. And Thanksgiving. And maybe Christmas. Oh, and also the Fourth of July. But the degree to which I love those other holidays is so much more than the average person that I actually love Halloween more than most people.

This year I've had a lot of trouble choosing a costume, and last year I last-minute-half-assed it, so the pressure is really on. First, I thought about going really conceptual. Would anyone get it if I dressed as the rainbow drug cigarette in Rihanna's We Found Love video?


Then I came across this photograph of Kelly Rowland and thought that maybe a not-so-original but totally classic costume would be a good call. Plus it would give me a chance to practice some Rockabilly hairdos.


Instead, I've decided to go with a Martha Stewart number, à la The REAL Halloween Super Store (American Apparel, duh). But I might still do a Rockabilly hairdo.


However, my real costumery this year is being spent on a super secret look for a one Paul McGee, who is finally and forever never ever working Saturday nights again!